Sunday, June 22, 2008
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Chris Martin, Coldplay frontman, walks out on BBC Radio Interview
So, Chris, having a new album out that week and being in a speech-based radio station's studio may not be the best place to be then, you complete twat.
Monday, June 09, 2008
He seemed highly offended when I argued that variety is the spice of life - it's not the accent but the words themselves which are what is being communicated, he was missing out by being so clouded by the accent, and the very fact that he himself had such a ridiculous accent seemed to make the whole conversation preposterous.
I think if every English speaking nation in the world had the same accent, it would be very boring indeed.
Friday, June 06, 2008
A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman
But a man who works with his hands and his brain and his heart is an artist.
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
Black or mixed race?
He's not black! One of his parents is white, so he's mixed race!
Are the media really so stoooopid?
The answer you're looking for is:
And it's hilarious how the BBC pronounce his name: Bahrrrraaahhhrrk. Bloody southerners.
Tuesday, June 03, 2008
French Market Lift Music Speakers
I noticed that on all the streets where there were market stalls, there were outdoor speakers on the corners of buildings playing 'lift music' to the crowds of people.
I thought it was quite surreal.
Monday, June 02, 2008
And another week goes past
I didn't feel to good when I woke up for work on Saturday. I left the bacon sandwich on the bed to go to the bathroom, and when I returned found my dog had managed to part the bread and eat the bacon content! He's a bacon buttie burglar!